Skip to content

Fifth Law of Babies

October 25, 2012

The Fifth Law of Babies:

When your parents are holding you, pretend to fall asleep, and I mean really asleep, like you’re a rag doll and don’t make a move even if you’re jostled. Then, the instant they put you down, the very second any part of your body hits the mattress, open your eyes wide and start moving and chatting like you’re ready to party! The expletives that come out if your parents mouths are priceless! It’s hilarious 🙂

Advertisements
2 Comments leave one →
  1. October 25, 2012 12:57 pm

    This is my child Every. Single. Night. I’m glad to know I’m not the only one cussing out my infant when she thinks it’s time to party instead of sleeping!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: